07/03/2015

#twitter #poems #poetry

I've been scribbling again...

Poems in 140 characters or less....

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 She's a mong
with a tattooed mother
and asbo'd sister
tipping Ribenna
over the pavement
 beside the bin
so much
for the police state

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 for the over 40s

She had tits like melons
 they used to terrify the milkman
 and made a hell of a mess
 of the milk bottles.

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 A drawing pin
drew
 these angels.

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 If God does not exist
 then
 who
 can
 save
 us
 from
 those damned atheists.

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 A rose by any other name
 is still
 an expression
 of past ascent.

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 I am the very model of a modern minor criminal
I smoke dope and I shoplift
and declare the damage minimal

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 my beard contains
 the shinbone of an Ox
 a restless night
 a child rejected fat rascal
 3 blackmailed wrens
 fourteen kisses

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 Schoolboy dressed as Christian Grey
 learned to
 scare the girls away.

Dinner money's not enough
 when making adolescent snuff.

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 I'm standing up for Human Rights
 by telling everyone they're wrong
 and branding anyone as shite
who dares to ask a question

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peace:)

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