28/08/2018

#amwriting #fiction #fantasy horse lords a

Prologue

Barghal lay the three berries on the table beside a small brazier. They glowed in the heat of the charcoal. Within the shadow of the moving flame Gegli fancied she saw herself as is when alone beneath the winding sky.
The old man took an earthen-ware bottle, no bigger than a thimble, from his bag, pulled the stopper with his teeth and sprinkled silver dust into the flame.
“Tell me what you see child,” he said, tapping the cork back into the neck with his index finger.
Nothing happened. Gegli felt only the heat sear at her cheek-bones and brow. Then suddenly the flame flashed into an intense white light. Blindly Gegli gasped, as the light worked through her mind cleansing her; like bathing.
“Tell me what you see,” repeated Barghal.
Gegli steadied herself, placing her fingertips on the table as she sought the safety of the corporeal world. “Trees,” she said.
“You lie.”
“Milk.”
“Go on.”
“I can’t. I see nothing. Only the spirits of this place returning.”
“Very good,” Barghal said, softly, “you show promise. Now let us see together, so I will know if you lie. If you do it will be so much the worse for you.”
Gegli shuddered, knowing Barghal worse than any warrior, knowing he knew more than simple death.
Barghal took the first eye moist between his fingers and cast it into the burning embers. “Look child,” his voice seductive with hidden knowledge, “let us see what secrets this berry holds.”
Gegli furrowed her brow, willing herself to see more than the shriveling brain cord, the glazing shine of the crust, the fear of mirrored darkness.
“See girl,” commanded Barghal, before changing his to tone with an invitation to, “see, don’t think.”
In that moment of the berry imploding, when Gegli succumbed to the light of the sun, she saw a man’s sandalled feet, the hem of his purple gown, the carpet of the woods, and the vagueness of singing voices.
Without asking, Barghal took up the second eye. “She was a sacrifice,” he explained, “a woman pure and shamed.” Gegli nodded. “Watch again.”
This berry was not so whole, longer gone, wetter and filmy. The vision it gave was brief: a Sar man, tall, blonde, full-bearded with braided hair hanging in plaits. His smile curved in sneer. Across the broken bridge of his nose was carved a ditch-like scar from an axe.
“That is Neb,” said Gegli, “the man who came as emissary to my father.”
“You learn fast,” commented Barghal, and then noting a smug expression begin to spread on Gegli’s lips he snapped, “do not be prideful girl, or I will carve the whore mark upon you cheeks.”
Instantly the mask of pleasure dropped from her face.
The last eye was the freshest, taken from the woman hung from the oak tree.

When asked this time, Gegli hesitated, swallowed twice, “my uncle,” she whispered.





The Horse Lords — 1 The Whispers of Wrens

“It’s this way sir,” said the gaoler, holding out the torch to illuminate a narrow side passage. Lukas peered into the gloom, and on toward the pitch darkness beyond the light of the torch. “Oh, do mind your head, the uh, ceiling is a little low.”
The corridor was dank, condensation ran down the walls staining them green. In places the walls were so narrow that Lukas had to turn sideways to pass, and the ample frame of Mr Dove, the gaoler, could barely squeeze through. Cave spiders scuttled to the shadows at their approach, their webs hanging heavy and whiskered.
“He’s a negro, you say?” asked Lukas.
“He’s certainly dark,” answered Mr Dove, “not your coal black, no. More, eh, how shall I say, um: well Mrs Dove when she saw him remarked that, er, he was not your, uh, ordinary. And, uh, when your predecessor — Lord rest his soul — said we was to take special care of the lad, well, er, that is what me and Mrs Dove did. Mind you step, here it gets a bit slippy. So we moved him out here.” Lukas became aware of faint daylight ahead. “Not many folks know about this bit of the dungeon. Not that many of them think at all when , the uh, you know, the inconvenience is applied. So Mrs Dove suggested it was as good a place as any, it being neither too fat nor thin; oh, don’t mind the smell,” commented Mr Dove, “it’s just the drains, and the stink of the butchery.”
“Butchery?”
“Yes the town butchers,” continued Mr Dove, his voice cheerful, “if you look up from the meat market all you see of this area is the drains emptying down the side of the cliff into the Old Harbour. It’s quite ingenious don’t you think? Some grieving relative comes begging for mercy and demanding that a father or a brother be released from the dungeons. And the Lord with a straight face can deny they are in the dungeons.” By now the daylight was strong enough to see without the aid of the torch. “Me and Mrs Dove have quite the chuckle over it. We’ve lost count of the, er, dowagers and heiresses and what-not who have come to us begging and weeping.” Mr Dove paused in his speaking for a brief moment, before adding, “not that we is that kind of person you understand.” Lukas returned a diplomatic smile that lifted the grave expression from the fat gaolers face. Reassured, Mr Dove, began again in a mirthful gloating tone, “you see, we in the know, call it the aviary, and the inhabitants we calls the birds. Ah, here we are.” Mr Dove stopped at a gnarled and aged door, before lifting the skirts of his tunic to retrieve a large iron key. “I should point out, that even in these troubled times, it is, the er, custom, to er.”
“Of course” said Lukas, handing over the agreed purse of monies.
Mr Dove took the purse, weighing in his hand, “honour among thieves they say. Not that there is of course. Of don’t worry about the, er, muck. You can’t smell it in the bird-cage. Well, most days you can’t.” Unlocking the door, Mr Dove beckoned Lukas to lead the way.
The passage behind the door was short and lit by daylight streaming through a circular window cut high into the stone wall of the room beyond. Lukas made his way into the room while Mr Dove locked the door. Along the each side of the room were three doors. Were it not for the scent of blood, from the market below, the room had the chilled calm air of a chapel or a sanctum.
“He’s in here,” said Mr Dove, brushing past Lukas to the second door on the right-hand side.
Lukas turned to follow him, unsure of what he expected to see, and concerned that his fears would be confirmed. So much had come to rest on the boy that he half wanted him to be a more than a normal child; an extraordinary creature perhaps, with two heads, or reptilian scales, or some mark of distinction to place him beyond the ordinary.
He looked into the hatch of the door through which food was served. The cell was sparse, a bed of rough planks furnished with blankets. A table on which were scattered oddments, a serving bowl, a few trinkets of toys made of bone and wood. But nothing more: and no sign of any boy.
Then just at the moment when he was about to turn away, there arose snakelike into his view an unkempt mat of hair, followed by dark piercing eyes that carried a tone of mocking fierceness bordering upon madness. Lukas stared back.
“That’s the little fellow,” said Mr Dove, snapping the hatch closed.
“You said he was a negro.”
“Did I? I don’t think I did. I said he wasn’t your normal child.” In response to the sound of scratching at the hatch and whimpering from within the cell, Mr Dove barked, “pipe down you devil,” and kicked the door twice with the iron heel of his boot. “Lively little chap he can be: quite vicious too; worse than a dog if you give him an opening.”
Lukas pondered the situation for a moment. He thanked Mr Dove, and agreed to retain the upkeep of boy on the previous terms; including the clause of secrecy. They then made their way back through the tunnels to the main dungeons, and each returned to their respective business.
Over the next week the mood within the city changed. Increasing numbers of refugees flooded in from the countryside with stories of bandits and atrocities. Rumours began to spread of a horde larger than any in history marauding over the countryside at will, burning villages and farms. At night fires could be seen burning on the horizon, and all day a pall of smoke hung over the forests like a ghost, or fallen clouds.
The few messengers who arrived from the Imperial Palace, offered little comfort. Either the messages were completely outdated and irrelevant to the current crisis, demanding increased grain, or petty administrative changes to civil service uniforms, and the like.
The city council read these dispatches without discussion, occasionally Ducas Barades would sigh deeply, usher a page to issue instructions that the Warden of Lamps should now wear three silver cuff bands to distinguish him from the Constable of Measures. But more often than not, he would lay the missives aside.
Lukas watched the council members closely. Teprisdos Vardus, the Master of Coin, retained his impassive expression but he now went everywhere with three bodyguards. Michael Pearl, Commander of Militia, had taken to wearing a pendant of the War God, Ursus. The Spy Master, Tibald, was the only council member whose behaviour had not changed in the slightest. If anything he appeared to be revelling in the tension of the moment and the obvious discomfort it was causing Ducas Barades.
Lukas found Tibald a most curious character for he had the strange knack of being everything to every-man at the same time. It was impossible to not both like and dislike him, all in the same moment: just as he was both utterly duplicitous and totally trustworthy.
After the Imperial messages had been read, and a brief debate on the fate of the Imperial force that had been dispatched but as yet not arrived. Matters moved on to provisioning of a siege, should the rumoured horde fall upon them. As the representative of the Merchant Guild, Lukas read the prepared figures, as to the estimates of the food supply currently within the city. This it was agreed was insufficient. Leading Michael Pearl to demand more victuals, and almost come to blows with Teprisdos Vardus over how such a purchase could be funded. So violent was the confrontation that two of Councillor Vardus’ guards drew their swords to half blade in warning, provoking the Militia commander’s own men to match this threat.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen,” cried the Duke, banging the table with the flat of his palm: a clenched fist being more effort than he could muster. This dissipated the confrontation and all retainers stepped back. “We do not know if there will be a siege. Lukas Bombyx, tell me, is trade continuing to arrive in the city?”
“It is, your honour. My understanding is that the river and sea trade has been unaffected. It is only wagon trade that has ceased.”
The Duke nodded: and as if to prove some point, he took an olive from his plate, wrapped it in salami before popping it into his mouth with some aplomb. He slumped once more in his chair, looking from the one protagonist to the next, like a weary father, before casting his glance to Tibald who sat beside him rereading the Imperial dispatches. “Tell me, what have you learned of these refugees?”
Tibald made pretence of being startled from his reading. He brushed aside his fringe, “it is all rather strange. They tell so many stories.”
“Get on with it,” growled Michael Pearl.
Tibald ignored the interjection, “they speak of new Gods.”
The quietness with which this was said echoed in the silence which followed.
Lukas said nothing for the rest of the meeting.
“How is you wife?” asked Tibald, when Lukas caught up to him in the corridor.
“You owe me money.”
“I do,” Tibald agreed, “but we both know that what is coming, and money will be of little use when it arrives. So, until then, let us make small talk, for the benefit of walls with ears. How is you wife?”
“She is well.”
“And your daughters?”
“Thriving.”
“A word of advice, I hear your doctor has advised sending your wife to your villa in the Capital. It might be better for her health if you were to follow doctor’s orders. Now, if you will forgive me, I have matters to attend to.”
Tibald bowed. For an awkward moment the two men stood like spare parts at a wedding on the threshold of the Great Hall, before Lukas returned the bow and departed.
At the gate of the Ducal Palace a crowd had gathered to listen to a ragged man preaching. His wild hair and beard marked him as a Hedge Vicar, his home-spun clothes hanging loosely as a scarecrow only confirmed this appearance. He cried aloud on sinners to repent with deep and powerful voice of a man three times his size. His withered hands rent at the sky. As he tilted back his head to implore once more, Lukas could see clearly the raw red bands were a rope had cut the skin.
“We should go sir,” said Isaac, aware that eyes were beginning to turn toward his master.
“Is he…?”
“Ay, one of the refugees. They like their religion a bit on the wild side. I can’t say it will catch on here. Town folk like money too much to bother with that sort of thing.”
As they made their way across the Ducal Plaza, they saw more signs of the wild religion the new comers had brought with them. A bald headed man lay on the cobbles as two other men rolled a giant cartwheel over his body, his cries of pain were a source of delight to the watching children. Of equal delight to the spectators were three bare-breasted women tied to stakes because the stocks. They sang hymnals as they writhed under the lash of whips, rejoicing in the pain, and the humiliation of drunks, both male and female, who broke from the crowd to kiss them roughly, or cut at their belly and breasts with knives.
Cantineers mingled with crowds selling apple brandy and scuff. Hawkers sold ribbons and trinkets. And cut-purses and pickpockets sold disappointment. For all the misery of the pain of children having fingernails pulled in praise of their faith, the atmosphere was one of a fairground.
Yet as they moved from the plaza, and into the lanes, no happiness lay there. Isaac kept his hand upon his sword hilt. For here lay women with no hands, infants living and dead, wrapped within their cloaks. Grime faced men, with haunted eyes, crouched on their haunches ready to spring on the unwary. Passing militia kicked at bodies to check their readiness for the handcart. And everywhere flies, and fights, and cursing.
“Bow the knee, with the tolling bell,” muttered Lukas.
“Beg your pardon.”
“Isaac, I have decided that it would be better if you were to wear the colours of my house.”
“Take a pay cut you mean?”
“Must everything be about money?”
They stepped aside to allow the passage of heavily laden hay cart.
“Forgive me, but you are a merchant, the richest merchant in Aballia. I am a sell-sword, I like to think myself the best sell-sword in Aballia. You hired me. And now you want to say that our relationship is not based on money.”
“I am not asking you to be a retainer: just to look like one.”
“I don’t think so,” Isaac answered, “I’ve been a soldier and a slave, and all things considered I prefer being a freeman.”
“What if I commanded you?”
Isaac snorted, “if you didn’t have me killed before I got out of the city. I’m sure I could find work elsewhere.”
At that moment a liveried servant came running up, the poor man was breathless and quite red in the face, “Oh thank the Gods I found you,” he said, panting.
“What is the matter Davos?” asked Lukas, without breaking stride.
“When you carriage returned without you…”
“I fancied a walk.”
“It’s the mistress,” said Davos, scurrying to catch up, “the doctor is with her.”


The Horse Lords — 2 Sacrifice

“Leave it.”
Margo, in her tiredness, stared without malice at the round faced man looming over her. “you are slowing us all down. Leave him.” Anger flared in the man’s eyes when Margo made no reaction. He reached out to grab the limp body of the boy that Margo was carrying. Instinctively she turned away, causing the man to stumble and almost fall. He turned back to her, “bitch,” he cursed, his voice growling like a dog.
“Jofrit,” rebuked the woman, her face equally round, a feature emphasized by the tight wimple of her headscarf. Jofrit took a step back. “Let me see the child,” ordered the woman, taking control of the situation.
Margo did not resist.
The woman pulled the boys eyelids upwards, felt his neck for a pulse, pulled his chin down with her thumb and gazed into his mouth. Margo watched the woman carefully, as a cow with a calf.
“They are slowing us down,” repeated Jofrit, taking his knife from its sheath on his belt, “it would be a blessing to end it here.”
The woman paid no attention to this, “there is no fever.”
“I can manage.”
“This isn’t your child,” said the woman, the boldness of the statement emphasised the accusation.
Margo nodded, “I can manage.”
“The child is very white.”
“I can manage.”
“Very well. Jofrit leave this woman to her fate.” Jofrit waited for a moment, but seeing Sister Luna would not relent, returned the knife to the sheath. “Attend to the others. I shall take personal charge of… what is your name?”
“Margo.”
“I shall take charge of Margo.”
The man wandered off, mumbling about the wolves.
“Thank you,” said Margo, as Sister Luna took her by the arm.
“You are too young for this to be your child. How old are you? Fourteen? Fifteen?” Margo offered no answer. “It is lucky we found you. These woods are no place for such as you, and your brother.”
“He’s not my brother.”
“We are all brothers and sisters in the sight of the Gods. I can carry him if you like.”
“I can manage.”
“Does he have a name?”
“Ajai.”
The chaos of the uprising had not reached the depths of the forest. The small column of refugees threaded their way along the hunting track through the cool morning. Though Margo struggled to carry the boy, with the help of Sister Luna she managed to keep within touching distance of the column. Only once did they lose sight of it. And only once did they see a wolf.
When they stopped to rest, Sister Luna had the men guarding the column rig up two sleds with poles of their halberds and their cloaks. Onto one was laid Ajai, and the other was used for a breast feeding mother still tired from labour. This speeded up the party considerably. Margo remained firmly at the boy’s side, striking out at anyone who tried to touch him, except for Sister Luna, who monitored the boy’s condition from time to time.
Shortly before dusk they reached the line of a river. Here the path was wider, and rutted with the pockmarks of riders. One of the guards was sent ahead to warn of their arrival. Sensing safety the nuns in the party began to sing psalms of deliverance.
“Don’t worry,” cooed Sister Luna, “you are safe now.”
Margo took the boy’s hand, and squeezing it with the tenderness of a mother comforting a baby, she said softly, “I told you. I told you.”
And having said this, she turned on her heels and sprinted into the forest. The act was so sudden that all Sister Luna could do was to call out her name, and then to call Jofrit, and then to call out the girl’s name again.
But it was in vain, for in the fading light the girl had disappeared into the deep shadows with only the breaking of twigs to mark her receding flight.
Jofrit hurried across to Sister Luna, his sword drawn and ready, “are you alright ma’am?”
“Mother?” cried Ajai.
The sister stared down at the boy, who had snapped into life, “be still, be still,” she urged, resting her hand on the boys shoulder as he struggling in confusion to rise from the sled. “Have no fear, the Gods will protect you.”
Ajai slumped back onto the sled, his eyes staring up to the sky, and to an eagle turning lazy circles on the thermals of the dying day.
Just as the last pink of evening slipped from the horizon they reached the western gate of the monastery. The riders sent to meet them led them into the enclosure, where they were met by a small crowd of the faithful offering food, clothes, and welcoming alms. Those seeking refuge peeled away with in twos and threes, and family groups, with the monks and nuns who led them to the refectory, or the bathhouse, or the dispensary, or to the bunk-houses. Only Ajai and Sister Luna remained when all had dispersed.
“Are you hungry?” Ajai nodded. “Good, the Abbot lays a fine table, and would be most interested to meet you.”
Sister Luna led Ajai to the Abbot’s house at the far end of the compound. It was a two story stone building bearing all the hallmarks and ostentation of a wealthy manor. Liveried monks, in tabards of blue and green stripe, emblazoned with a white bear, guarded the flight of stone stairs that ran up to the first floor entrance. After a moment a page called Wirfrith appeared at the doorway and beckoned them to enter.
Ajai was dazzled by the room. A roaring fire blazed in the carved marble fireplace, the brightness of the flames lighting the gilded frescos of the Gods portrayed in scenes of hunting, and war, and judgement. Golden gargoyles grimaced from the rafters. Three lines of tables ran away from the dais on which the Abbot’s table stood. Servants busied themselves tidying away greased silver platters in which the picked carcass of swan and goose sat like abandoned ships.
In all this splendour, it took a moment for Ajai’s eyes to focus on the figure of the Abbott and the woman who sat beside him. The Abbott was a thin man, young, with a mane of yellow hair the colour of August corn. His face was bardicly handsome, of the kind not to instill vanity but easily to provoke jealousy. For it had none of the prettiness of women, only the reassurance of masculine youth.
His black clothes contrasted with the ivory of the woman who fawned beside him. Her bejeweled figures appeared always to be attracted to him: touching his arm, his hand, or resting to be close enough to feel the warmth of him.
Sister Luna led Ajai to the Abbot, who bid him sit and eat his fill from the remains of the feast. Ajai needed no second bidding, and greedily piled his plate with venison pie, swan breast, a goose leg, bread and cheese.
The Abbot and Sister Luna talked in low voices. Ajai caught snatches of their talk but in truth he was less concerned with filling his ears, than he was of filling his belly.
“Come here boy,” said the Abbot.
Ajai wiped his mouth with the back of his hand; he looked dully at the Abbot, perhaps so dull that before he could stand, the woman in the ivory dress had risen. As she passed the Abbot her fingers trailed along his shoulders and though the curls of hair hanging past his collar.
“Behind the ear,” offered Sister Luna, and added, “the left ear.”
Instinctively Ajai tilted his head to the side as the woman lowered herself to inspect his neck. “How did you get this?”
“Get what?”
“This birthmark.”
“I was born with it. I suppose.”
The woman straightened herself and turned back to the Abbot, “We must find the girl. And begin preparations at once.”
The Abbot’s green eyes sparkled like ravenous gemstones.
When Ajai awoke, the morning had almost passed. His sleep had been dreamless; or rather the dream that had awoken him had instantly faded. He lay for a while staring at the whitewashed ceiling, luxuriating in the smooth comfort of the feathered mattress, the coolness of the silk sheet.
Wirfrith entered carrying a large bowl of water and a towel draped over his arm. “You are to wash and get ready,” he said, setting the bowl on the table beneath of the window. “Come on, they need you. We mustn’t keep them waiting”
“Were you watching me?” asked Ajai, swinging his legs from the bed.
“Of course, my instructions were to let you sleep until. And when you came to, I was to wash and dress you. Now come on. We haven’t got all day.”
Wirfrith was much older than Ajai: a full head and shoulders taller. As he lifted the shirt over Ajai’s head, Ajai caught the smell of a pungent perfume from the water in the bowl.
“Arms out, legs apart,” ordered Wirfith, and with that he began to wash Ajai’s naked body, having nothing else to do Ajai stared of the window.
“Where am I?”
“Don’t you know? The Dredfork monastery of course. If you look down there, past the fishponds and on toward the forest, you can just see the Dredfork’s.”Wirfrith briefly craned his neck to check he was correct, “Of course you need a clear day. You can’t see much with this river-fog. “
“I thought it was smoke.”
“You’re looking out of the wrong window if you want smoke. The fighting here is to the north and the east.”
“Are they going to kill me?”
Wirfrith wrung the excess water from the cloth, and stifled a nod, “of course not. What makes you say such a thing?”
“When I was five, the villagers found an orphan in the woods. A boy I think. They brought him into the village and fed him the finest food they could find, and washed in him rose and sandalwood, before they dressed him in a shift of linen, embroidered with flowers in silver thread. I don’t remember much more. But I remember the flowers, because my sister helped with their sewing. I knelt beside her while the maidens of the village sat beneath the village oak, laughing and sewing and making wishes for their husband. They did not object to my hearing their secrets, for I was just a child. And, they enjoyed trying to frighten me.”
“The silly superstition of simple folk,” sneered Wirfrith, recommencing the washing of the boy. Then he asked, “are you an orphan?”
“No,” said Ajai.
“Well you’ve have nothing to worry about. Do you?”
“I can’t be an orphan, because I never had a mother or a father.”
“You can put your arms down now.” Wirfrith looked at the birthmark behind Ajai’s ear, but thought better than to mention it. “How did you get here if you didn’t have a mother or a father?”
“An orphan,” explained Ajai, “is a child that has lost its parents. That boy we burned, they found him with his dead mother. But I never had parents, so I can’t have lost them, and so I can’t be an orphan.”
“Is that what you are going to tell them?”
“I’m not afraid of death.”
“Everyone is afraid of death.”
“I’m not.”
“How old are you?”
“Eight.”
“You are too young to fear death. Give it a few years and you will be like the rest of us.” Wirfrith washed down the inside of the boys legs like a groom with a pony. “Besides has anyone harmed you? No, they haven’t. So stop imagining you are someone special.”
“My mother is an eagle and my father a stallion,” asserted Ajai, “so I can’t be an orphan, can I?”
Wirfrith snorted with laughter, “Oh sure. And I am the Emperor’s eunuch’s ballbag. There,” he said, “you’re as a clean as you are going to be. I have lain out your clothes on the bed, Get dressed.”
Ajai took the white linen shift from the bed. He could not help but notice the garlands of peonies and carnations embroidered in gold thread around the cuff, neckline and hem. His sister had taught him never to be afraid. In the village he had fought much bigger boys than him, and win or lose, he had always mastered fear, and never shown defeat: even when it led to a second fight, or a third. Yet he could not help but see that burning boy in his mind’s eye as he slipped the shift over his head. Wirfrith fussed over him, adjusting the garment to sit smartly on his shoulders, smoothing down the skirts and the bodice before fastening it at the waist with a thin belt of calf leather that he tied into a barley-knot. Lastly he placed upon his feet a pair of soft sandals.
Two nuns joined them as they left the hall. Each carried an incense burner of burnished silver, which they swung to scent the path both fore and aft. A liveried monk led the procession beating a slow march on a drum. And guarding them was an escort party of six soldiers with halberds.
Everyone they passed doffed their caps, or bowed or curtseyed, but none looked upon the boy directly. Though some moved their mouth in silent prayer, or touched their heart with the flat of their palm.
The route ran past the dove cotes and the granaries, down through the orchards of cherries and pears to the fish ponds, then turned sharply to pass through the embankment and over the ditch, before moving on to the pastures of sheep and goats and into the woods beyond.
And all the while the eagle he had seen the day before turned in lazy orbit, watching.
Some half a mile inside the wood, Ajai became aware of a great activity ahead. Figures moved hurriedly as if engaged in an intense task, barked voices calling instruction disturbed the silence of the wood.
As they drew closer Ajai saw more clearly the clearing. The abbot and his lady, flanked by a choir of twelve nuns, stood by a felled oak tree. The tree had been cut flat at shoulder height. At its base teamed men, like rats, digging and sawing at the tree roots, while forty more pulled at chains, attached to carved loopholes in the tree, cracking and tugging at the roots, as inch by inch they prized the stump from the ground.
Yet more men laboured all around the clearing stripping the bark from the felled tree top, hammering wedges into the wood to split the trunk, and suitable branches, into planks and poles.
While away from the forestry, a small group of men dressed from hood to foot in black leather, fed and stoked a cauldron furnace. So hot was the work that teams of boys scuttled back and forth from the beck with buckets of water to douse the leather, and stop it singeing. Gouts of steam rouse from the men’s clothing as they toiled at the red hot iron of the pot-furnace.
And at the centre of the clearing, at the feet of the Abbott and his lady, had been dug a pit, one span wide and a span deep. Ringing it, labourers still toiled digging a thigh-deep trench, they rapidly closed upon the only obstacle preventing completion of the circle: the tree, tilting ever further from the claws of the earth.
The Abbot and the Lady turned to greet Ajai, who was led by Wirfrith to stand at the southern tip of the circular trench directly facing the Abbot’s party. Just at that moment the sun broke from a cloud-bank sending a shaft of sunlight down upon the three of them. The nuns watching took this to be a sign and instantly broke into singing a most joyous psalm in praise to the womb.
“Lord of Light, Lord of all things and all time, bless our work this day.” And in saying the Abbot raised his arms to the sky. “Lord of Light, Lord of all things and all time, bless us and cleanse our souls; for we are but flesh of the flesh, impure and tormented, and bound to this bestial realm of desire.”
The shifting clouds licked at the face of the sun, causing the limelight to weaken to a greyness like candlelight seen though beer.
At this change the Abbot began to shake, his arms began to jerk, and instead of the honeyed voice of preaching, when he spoke again his voice was scratchy and tight, “I hear you Lord, tell me, oh recite- that I might speak truth.” The nuns of the choir gasped as the Abbot fell to his knees, the convulsions of his body increasing. No words came now, only a rasping and gasping as if angels had taken him by the throat. His eyes that before had rolled back into his head, now seemed to burst from their sockets, and then he cried aloud, “prophesy is fulfilled. Let us be true to ourselves at last. Prophesy is fulfilled”
The touch of his lady’s hand upon his shoulder triggered the return of his senses.
At this confirmation of prophesy again the nuns broke into singing, this time in harmonious melody to the slain and the damned who would sicken and quake in the path of the righteous.
The labourers who had ceased work to witness the miracle redoubled their efforts. Some leapt from the ring trench to scrabble at the earth holding the roots with their bare hands, or rushed to take their place in line to pull upon the chains.
Ajai felt a trickle of piss run down his leg. He sucked in hard to stop it becoming a flow. Then he looked to the sky, to the eagle, and began to doubt.
When the Abbott regained his feet, once more the sun broke from the cloud drenching the whole clearing in warm summer light; so clear that the wings of flies glinted, and the beetles disturbed by the digging shimmered in the dead needles and wispy grass.
“Lord of Light,” intoned the Abbot, raising his hands to the sky, “free us from our terrors. Let Heaven be here, Let Heaven be now, let us be more than men.”
With a groaning of muscles and a sighing of earth the tree broke free from its bonds; crashing to the earth with an echoing thud.
The vibration and the noise disturbed the last of the crows, who took to the air from the trees all around, complaining bitterly.
The men, now drunk with success, rushed to take up the strain of the chains to drag the huge trunk towards the pit. The Abbott and his party vacated their path with the deftest of dancers on a stage.
Crossing to Ajai they took him by the hand, to begin in procession around the clearing.
Now the nuns sang of the morning: a carol that rolled off their tongues in round with the heart-broken sweetness of skylarks. Around and entwining their wrapped their lyric, picking up and dropping the lines of the song with soft kicks of joy at the beauty of creation.
And as they drew near to the fire, Ajai saw the implements of torture: the tongs, the knives, the hammer, and the screw, all resting on an iron gauze, heated beyond the red of ember: heated so hot that flame sparked from the metal.
And still the eagle watched.


The Horse Lords — 3 Skirmish in the Woods

“I fucking hate the north. I hate the flies. I hate the people. I hate the fucking weather. And I hate this fucking food.” Lutx tossed the jerky back into the bowl.
“I’ll eat it, if you don’t want it,” said Mertz, wiping millet porridge from his beard.
Lutx straightened his leg to ease the pain in his knee. “Can’t a man complain now?” He fished the strip of jerky from the mess of porridge in his bowl. “Where are we anyway?”
“Here,” observed Gimol, dryly. “That’s where we always bloody are. And that’s where we will always be until some bastard sticks a blade in us.”
Lutx, tugged at the meat with the good side of his jaw, trying to get enough purchase for a bite, but fearing it would break another tooth he gave up, “I’ll stick a blade in you if that’s what you want.” He set the meat on a large flat stone, withdrew his knife and began levering the blade to try to cut a strip. “What the hell is this?”
“Dragon,” said Gimol, “they say it tastes like chicken.”
Lutz raised an eyebrow, “well at least it is something different.” At last he cut the meat. He wiped the blade of the knife on his sleeve, “hey-up, here, comes trouble.”
The men at the campfire all looked up to see Ensign Favell approaching. His uniform was clean and pressed: his armour buffed and polished. He walked with the characteristic stride of a nobleman, proud, self-assured, and slightly bow-legged from too much time in the saddle. Behind him trailed his page, Aotur, leading their horses: Aotur was almost as smartly dressed, and almost as inbred as Favell.
“Good day,” called Lutx, spooning the sliced jerky into his mouth with the back of his knife. “you are a long way from home.”
Favell stopped a little way from the fire, by a log that he rested his foot upon, “Armed men in a wood, far from the road.” He casually glanced around at the trees, nodding, his bottom lip curled as if weighing up some knotty problem. “Bandits would be the obvious answer. But you carry too many scars to be bandits, so I’m guessing deserters.”
“Ay, but from whose army?” said Lutx, with a wink.
“I’m looking for a girl…” continued Favell.
“Aren’t we all,” interrupted Gimol.
Favell ignored the goading, “she may not be travelling alone.”
“That would be unwise in these parts. We haven’t seen her.” Lutx sniffed.
“I haven’t said who she is.”
“You carry the emblem of the house Erelis. Erelis is a thousand miles from here. I think we’d spot some run-away southern noble bitch if we saw her. Has she got a price on her head?”
“You should curb your tongue,” chided Aotur, “you are speaking to an officer of the Imperial army. He could have you killed for your insolence.”
Gimol cast a worried glance at Lutx. Lutx leaned forward and spat the chunk of meat into the fire. He awkwardly stood up, “and who are you boy?”
Aotur looked at Lutx’s smashed and slashed face, and knowing himself to have spoken out of turn Aotur hastily apologised. Satisfied Lutx turned to the Favell, who remained unmoved by the exchange.
“Enjoy your meal,” Favell said, turning to leave.
“Wait. If we see this girl, what should we do?” Favell did not reply, instead he mounted his horse. “You’re with the column? We saw it pass yesterday.”
Favell reined in his horse, turning to Lutx he asked, “What have you done to your knee?”
Lutx grinned, “it’s dislocated. Some dying farmer: I thought he was dead. Took me by surprise: grabbed my ankle: my foot mud was stuck in mud: and the fucking thing popped.”
“You can add to your list of injuries.”
“Ay, I’ll leave my body to a necromancer.”
“What did you do with the farmer?”
“I stuck a dagger in his head. And I twisted it to until his brains ran out of his nose like gravy.”
“And then you raped his daughters.”
“Us: someone; who cares who it was?”
“And having raped them, you killed them. Or you killed them while you raped them. The distinction is fine and irrelevant.”
“Us or someone,” repeated Lutx, slower this time, wary, “who cares who it was?”
A dagger flew past Lutx’s ear, swiftly followed by the charging roar of Mertz, his battle-axe raised. Favell reacted in time, leaning back in the saddle, but Aotur was unready and took the blow, the dagger striking him and digging into his shoulder. Favell drew his sword in time to stave off the blows from Mertz’s attack. He swung his horse around and in doing so sent Mertz stumbling backwards.
“What the fuck,” sighed Lutx, drawing his sword and moving forward to support Mertz, who once more attacked, swinging the battle-axe in wide arcs.
Aotur, still with the dagger in his shoulder, spurred his horse into a swift charge. Lutx sidestepped the charge, but Gimol was caught in the horse’s path, knocking him off his feet and into the fire. Gimol struggled to stand but was too slow, for Aotur had wheeled around to charge him directly; the horse caught Gimol in the mouth with a front hoof as it leapt the flames, bowling him backwards so as the horse landed on him and trampled him as he fell unconscious.
The matter was settled when Mertz overstretched in the attack and was caught beneath the armpit by Favell with a well-aimed sword thrust, which cut through to his heart. Mertz slid from the sword blade in shocked slow-motion and crawled away like a man kneed in the balls.
Lutx was now caught between the two riders. He crouched in defensive position with falchion and dagger ready, turning as best he could to face off against either enemy.
Gimol lay dead. Mertz was still alive but coughing up strings of blood and unable to raised himself beyond the a few inches from the ground to save himself from drowning.
Aotur pulled the dagger from his shoulder and threw it at Lutx’s feet.
“Will you attack too?” asked Favell, struggling to bring his skittish mouth under control.
“Kill me,” growled Lutx.
Favell smiled, “I don’t think so,” He sheathed his sword. “Tell me Aotur, would there be honour in such a fight? Would they sing songs of me killing a rapist and deserter who was also a cripple?”
“No, my lord.”
“No. I thought not. Tell me, what is your name?”
“Kill me.”
“Very well, Kill-me, here is my bargain. I am going to continue my search for the girl I seek. And then I will ride back to join the Imperial army that is camped in the next valley. When I get there I will select twelve of my best men, and they, along with my hounds, will bring you to justice. Am I not a fair man?”
“Kill me.”
“I give you five hours head start.”
Lutx watched the riders leave. He waited for a moment, weighing his options. Whatever game was being played he knew of two lies that had been told: there was no Imperial army camped in the neighbouring valley, and there were no men of the south in that Imperial army. This he knew for certain, having deserted from it.
He sheathed his weapons and set about gathering their belongings. As Mertz was closet, he rifled his body first, he took his money pouch, the rings from his fingers, pulled his face from the puddling blood to check for gold or ivory teeth. There was still some wear in Mertz’s boots, and he took the leather jerkin just in case.
As he stashed these items into a sack, Gimol began to stir. This stirring was hastened by the sudden realisation that his hand was in the fire. He snapped into a sitting position, looked around, and then as suddenly collapsed with the pain in his ribs.
Lutx slung the sack over his shoulder, “you’re alive then?” Gimol groaned rolling himself in a foetal position. Blood ran down the side of his face from the teeth he lost when the horse kicked him. “Some soldier you are. You got beat by some unarmed boy. Get up.” Gimol groaned again. “Mertz is dead.” Lutx kicked at Gimol’s feet as he passed, not a hard kick, more a reminder, “We have to move.” Lutx drank a draft of water from his flask, swilled his mouth, swallowed half and spat the other half in his eating bowl to rinse out the porridge. He gave it a brief rub around with his fingers and tossed the bowl, knife and spoon into the sack. He tossed in a few other items too: the socks he had drying by the fire, a felt hat, a bone handled boot brush. Gimol still had not moved. “You have two choices, get up and come with me, or stay here and take your chances with whoever that knight was.” Lutx held out his hand to Gimol. The boy stared up at Lutx, looking every bit the callow raw soldier her was. Gingerly he held out his hand. Lutx took him by the wrist and pulled him to his feet.
“Why did Mertz attack them?”
“Fuck knows, but grab his battle-axe, we might need it.” Gimol hobbled across to the battle-axe he winced and gasped as he bent to pick it up. “It will get worse before it gets better,” commented Lutx, inspecting Mertz’s eating bowl. “Maybe he didn’t want to go back to the army. Maybe he didn’t like the blokes face. There’s no point trying to read people’s minds, especially when they are brainless.” He slipped Mertz’s spoon into his belt and threw the cracked bowl onto the fire. Gimol carried the axe back to the fire. He leant on it to regain his breath. Lutx raised an eyebrow, “If you can’t walk, I’ll leave you. We are clear on that?” Gimol nodded, wiping the bloody matted hair from his face. “I’m not your servant.”
“Where are we going to go?”
Lutx paused in his gathering of Gimol’s belongings. Though he had been north several times, and had on occasion seen maps, he wasn’t familiar with the region. When they deserted, their only plan was to escape the army and then go south but that was out of the question now that they were both injured. The nearest town to the south was at least one hundred miles, and the countryside had been lain waste by the Imperial army as they marched north on their mission to smash the rebellion. The countryside was also against them, for beyond the forest was open moorland and heath, which given their condition would be extremely hard going due to bogs and marshlands: also they would be seen for miles.
“What was the name of the town the column was headed for?”
“Er… Abalabalia…. Something like that.”
Lutx handed Gimol’s sack to him, “hang it on the end of your axe. If I remember rightly there’s a monastery around here somewhere. We’ll head for that.” Lutx pulled a leather bottle from his sack; he drank from it and then handed it to Gimol, “Drink this.”
“What is it?” asked Gimol, sniffing suspiciously at the neck of the bottle.
“Soldier’s friend, it will kill the pain.”


The Horse Lords — 4 Purity Tests

“You don’t have to wear the veil indoors.”
Tande shook her head. “I am unclean.”
“Nonsense child,” Fila corrected herself, “my lady. There is nothing unclean in being more than a girl. It is a normal as… well the most normal thing you can think of: like being ill if you don’t eat.”
“I’m not hungry.”
“This is the second day…”
“I tried it and didn’t like it.”
“And I am sworn to tell you your father.”
“Tell him, he doesn’t care.”
“That is a wicked thing to say Lady Tande, and well you know it.”
“Then beat me. I deserve it.”
Fila fussed some of the food onto the plate and took it to Tande, who was sitting by the window. In the gardens below her sisters Liyla and Vanna dashed in the sunlight; weaving between the gardeners and the shadows playing tig. “Please eat something,” begged Fila, placing the plate on the sill in front of the girl. Tande looked up at the sympathetically smiling face of her maid. She took a quail egg from the plate, and taking advantage of the veil pretended to eat it, while actually sneaking it into the décolletage of her dress.
“Are you happy now?”
“No,” observed Fila, “and neither will the laundress be.”
“I don’t care.”
“Tande! Tande!” came the cry from the garden. Both women looked out to see Vanna standing on the balustrade of the fountain. The feature was narrow, running between the seats, but not so narrow that the girl needed to play-act at being a tight-rope walker. She called again to her sister, waving and smiling brightly.
Fila, chuckled and waved back.
While Tande felt a malicious spite run through her. She managed to rein in this jealousy and also the accompanying thought of ‘please don’t…”. She dared not complete the thought but caught herself in time. But no sooner had she breathed a sigh of relief, than the thought completed, ‘… fall in’.
And in the moment, Vanna caught her foot in the hem of her dress, and tipped headfirst into the fountain. Her sister and the various servants rushed to her aid. But the panic was for naught, for Vanna spluttered out of the water laughing at their alarm.
“I’m bleeding, I’m bleeding,” cried Tande in panic: rising from the chair and dashing to the bed. She threw herself down, buried her face in the pillow, and began to sob.
“There is no need for tears, I’ll fetch a fresh towel.”
“I hate it, I hate,” wept Tande, “everyone says I will get used to it, but they don’t understand.”
“Understand what?”
“I can’t tell you. If I tell you will hate me. You will hang me.”
“But what have you done?”
“I can’t tell you,” screamed Tande, as she spun around to crouch on the bed facing Fila. She threw back the veil from her face bathed in tears of rage and pity, “Father will kill me if he knows what I have done.”
Fila bit her tongue. She went to the toilet closet to collect a fresh towel. “Do you remember what I told you?” she asked, returning to the crying girl. “There is nothing shameful in it. Some think it a great gift, a power even. My grandmother said it was the greatest power on earth.” She held out the towel to Tande, who shook her head. “She said the blood was good luck. She said that it made the power stronger for next time.”
“But I don’t want it to be stronger. I want it to stop.”
“It’s when it stops that you have to worry. Come here,” she beckoned the girl to come for a cuddle. Fila had been Tande’s nurse-maid and no one was more of a mother to her than Fila. Tande crawled to her, partly by instinct, but mainly because she saw no other thing to do: beyond rage and scream; and wish to die. “Let me wipe those silly old tears away.” She made play of using the towel, before fishing a handkerchief from her pocket, “you mustn’t be scared. It’s the one thing we have over men. I know it is hard to accept at first. But when you really focus, and get used the changes, there isn’t anything that you cannot make people do. Especially with these,” this last comment was made as Fila picked at the crushed shell and egg between Tande’s breasts: broken in the drama of hurling herself on the bed. “But you have to be discreet. And you have to be careful not to be caught. You haven’t been caught have you?”
“No,” said Tande, emphatically.
“Good. Well I don’t mean good, because a girl of your age shouldn’t be doing it at all. But if you have to do it, then don’t get caught. And if you are doing it, then make sure you bleed. Or there will be hell to pay.”
“Hell?”
“Maybe not hell, but if you must do it, don’t just do it because you can. Do it for the good of yourself or others. Make it a happy thing. The Gods know, there isn’t enough happiness in the world.”
On her way to her lessons, Tande chanced to meet Antonin lolling in a chair by her mother’s chambers. “Ah! A Ghost!” he cried aloud, leaping from the chair. “From our mother’s womb we tumble, born into this troubled world. What mask has slipped in death, to show the world our real face.” He bowed deeply, and elaborately.
“Do you mock me sir?”
“Me?”
“You.”
“Not I. I honour you, my lady. The death scene of King Tarlas is a song of praise to the virtue of the true woman. Perhaps you would prefer something comedic or a song.”
“Stand up sir. I do not wish to see your thinning hair.” Antonin rose from his bow with the same flamboyant panache. “If you are seeking employment as a fool, you have come to the wrong house. This is a merchant house, and we have no need for extraneous luxury.”
“You have stabbed me,” Antonin said, clutching at his chest and mugging towards the imaginary cheap seats.
“Why are you at my mother’s door?”
“To comfort her weary soul with the elegant sweetness of poetry, will you join us? I am sure you presence would be a fairer comfort than the anything the doctor might dispense. Perhaps the surety of your mother might even allow you to show your face. And give to the world the brilliance of our beauty.”
“What do you know of my beauty?”
“Nothing, beyond the fabled tales I have heard of your radiance. For which I cannot vouch, as I have seen nothing by a virgin widow in all the time I have been a guest in your father’ house.”
“You do mock me.” Tande’s voice was cold, “stand aside before I have you thrown out with the other vagabonds cluttering the street.”
Antonin stepped aside to allow the passage of Tande, and her maid. “Will you come see the entertainment I have prepared with your sisters tonight?”
Tande ignored the offer, sweeping past the actor with all the distain a sweep of skirts could muster.
Instead of going directly to her lessons, she went to her father’s Steward Pautos. She found him in his rooms beside the kitchen corridor. With no regard for who might hear, Tande upbraided him for allowing her mother to be disturbed by such a loutish character as Antonin: before moving on the subject of the wisdom of her sisters being encouraged to ape the morals of actors by partaking in the foolishness of a masquerade, when clearly they should be studying. Pautos meekly pointed out that her father had left instructions that such activities were his desire: and she had no authority in these matters.
Tande’s temper was not improved when she reached her lessons to find that instead of Mistress Englantine, she was to receive her instruction from a moustachioed stranger, who introduced himself as Niepeldorp of Spart. They exchanged brief words of introduction and clarification, during which Tande learned that her new tutor was in sympathy with her own, and her father’s, religious views. Something confirmed when he took a pocket-sized copy of Oculus Autem Dei per Singula from his bag and announced that it would be the text they would study that day.
“There can be justice only in the justice of the Just. For only the Just can know the way of the sky and the lay of the land and the true confession in the movement of skin,” read Niepeldorp, his voice was swift, and slightly breathless, “for justice is always tempered in the mercy of the Just: for they do not know the will of the unseen, or claim to know, or try to know. But, see with a singular eye, all that has come to make them the true believer in the one true light.”
As she listened, Tande wished for a sign; not in some childish manner, like when she wished for pears out of season, but with a forceful desire, that seemed to project itself beyond her: carrying that permanent sense of what it was to be her away with that thought.
A sudden consternation of voices rose up from the city, like a vast intake of breath. Niepeldorp of Spart lowered the book and hurried to the window. In the sky to the east a bright light appeared in the sky: A blue light, smaller and brighter than the sun that sat in the western sky. No planet ever hung upon that curtain of the heavens. And no star neither.
Niepeldorp smoothed his moustache nervously as he watched, before his fingers came upon the waxed tip which they pinched at and twisted as he slipped into deep thought.
And then Tande lifted her veil and the light disappeared.
“Shall we continue?” She asked, her tone calm and without of the brittleness that had plagued her for days.

04/08/2018

#amwriting #tommy

Welcome to Merrye Olde England...

The story of the week has been the release of Tommy Robinson, or to those with no respect for preferred pronouns, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon.

As a casual observer I, like everyone, assumed that there was some legal basis to his being imprisoned. I mean, in Merrye Olde England it is surely not possible to assign a barrister, give them ten minutes to acquaint themselves with their client and the facts, then have a trial lasting four minutes, in which the said barrister, despite not knowing what the charges were, pleads guilty on behalf his client and then went straight to mitigation: all in four minutes

This wasn't a magistrates court, or the trial of some black fella looking askance at the planter's daughter.

Yet apparently that was what happened.

But thankfully, two or three days later, after the reporting restrictions had been lifted, we had the media to fill in the details. And thank goodness that the did, and we could all rest easy in our beds knowing that this was all quite normal and nothing to worry about.

Not only did we have experts rolled out to fill in the details, but we got to find out all kinds of other things too. But more important than learning the facts of the case, we could sit a deck chair in the backyard and spectate, as endless hobby-horses were dragged out and flogged for the amusement of the dwindling media audience.

Tommy was either a hero akin to Robin Hood or literally Hitler. The crux of the issue was free speech or it wasn't. It was about climate change - ok I made that one up, since as we know climate change is now a feminist issue, and therefore nothing to do with the alleged rape of thousands of girls and boys.

Of course what wasn't addressed was anything touching on what might loosely be described as adult.

By which I mean that the issue of grooming is somewhat more complex and difficult to address than gangs of swarthy men descending to carry off their booty in the manner of the Arab slavers of yore. But then it is not that long ago that to mention the Arab slavers of yore would have caused out-rage among many of the same people whose reflex whenever grooming is merely whispered is to invoke the dark Lord of derailment, Jimmy Saville.

No, what must not be dealt with is the complexities of the issue, and one must never mention the Muslim girls and boys mixed up in all of this, it is far simpler to boil everything down to whether or not you are a racist.

And of course Tommy is a racist. We know this because he was protesting when to do so proved you were a racist; countless editorials in such places as the Guardian said so, numerous and various politicians echoed this. This whole myth of #asian #rape gangs was just a talking point for the BNP.

Besides it was New Labour New Britain, and we had more important things to concern ourselves with, like making the disabled stand on chairs to see if they really were incontinent and not simply taking welfare from immigrants.

It was all rather like Channel 4 had never made the film Rita, Sue and Bob Too. Which does deal with many of the issues thrown up by the grooming scandal; albeit in a light-hearted manner. You know, little things like teenage sexuality - that sort of thing.

So back to the present.

Perhaps the least surprising reaction to judgement of the Court of Appeal is the lack of anyone taking a deep breath, and pausing to reflect upon the implications of a barrister being assigned a client, having ten minutes to familiarise themselves with the case, before pleading guilty to an unspecified charge during a hearing lasting four minutes.

Yes, I know I have mentioned this before. And I shall no doubt say it again, since it is the most shocking aspect of this case.

And one that cannot be disputed, unlike whether or not Tommy was forced to live on tuna, or the prison mosque was opposite his cell, or that somehow freedom of speech is under threat in Merrye Olde England because we opted not to go down the OJ Simpson path and have cameras in court-room.

My personal favourite myth is that Tommy was the first to highlight the issue of #muslim #rape #gangs. Which is about as true as Alex Jones swinging the Brexit vote, or indeed that Brexit didn't have Lexit, but that somehow the left can have the nationalised railways of Lexit without leaving the EU.

Anyone who has watched Tommy's address to the Oxford Union is well aware of his version of events.

Oh I know, I know, he is a football hooligan, and a fraudster, and for some reason his being briefly a member of the BNP is suddenly of great importance. The shadow debate on Twitter, that has been running at thousands of tweets a day since he was gaoled  but never trended, has made this perfectly clear.

However, what those #ignoring Tommy Robinson by endlessly tweeting about him and trolling his supporters don't address, is can it really be right for Crown Courts to act in the manner they did?

I realise we live in the age of #punchanazi. But is that really the role of judge?

Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that the journalists who attended the #trial should have defended the proceedings. It is somewhat of a cheap shot, but does anyone really believe journalists competent? The sales figures certainly suggest they don't, so one should praise them for living up to expectations.

Anyway, it will be interesting to see what happens at the retrial.

Obviously one question will be, how it is possible to have a fair trial given the level of prejudicial reporting on the matter, and the sheer amount of mis-information.

Another will be what he will be charged with, given the comments of the appeal judges with regard to the content of the Facebook recording. Clearly they considered the reason for his being there of a questionable nature, which perhaps it is

Still it has given people something to talk about - apart from the weather - which has been rainy since St Swithins day since you ask....

Oh well back to going blind on cider with me old squeeze Rosie.